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ASK A STUPID QUESTION DAY

I got one for you. Why am I sick right around my birthday every single year? Why do I feel like crap right before I have an extremely busy weekend planned and a vacation to go on in mere days?? Was I a bad person in another life? Okay okay okay, I’m done complaining. In case you didn’t catch on I am not feeling so hot today. In honor of the holiday, I looked up a few stupid questions. Hope these get you thinking or at least make you crack a smile:

 

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

Why can’t woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say “hi, my name’s Bob. I’m an alcoholic”?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

What do people in China call their good plates?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They’re both
dogs.

What do you call male ballerinas?

If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn’t he buy his dinner?

Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are billions of stars in the
universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere
you have to touch it?

 

Those are some excellent questions. I am sure we have all inadvertently asked a stupid question or two in our lives. Hey, that’s how we learn. No shame!

Total Cost to Celebrate: $0

Clip of the Day:

I will admit this isn’t necessarily a stupid question, per se, but the answer is so incredible I couldn’t resist myself:

 

P.S. – This is what happens when you don’t ask stupid questions in school…..The Iraq.

P.P.S. – Go Tigers!!

 

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